Poetry Generator v1.0
Serving up lit for the masses since '97.
AIRPLANE!
You ever seen a grown man naked?
JQ Vault
Obsessions never die. They just get stranger.
The Dark Crystal
There is much to be learned, and you have no time.
Quotes
Interactive = I talk + you listen
Stuff that is Evil
Don't you just want to rip his lil eyes out?
Top 10 X Guy Jokes
Incessant mockery of the local all-male high school.
Biography
For all your stalking needs.
Gallery of Oddities
I'm not crazy cause I take the right pills every day.
Conspiracy Theory
Dude, I am Godzilla.
Alcovite Quotes
Iíve never had a rooster down my pants.
Geobook
Corporate rocks sucks.
Links
This way to the escape pods.

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