The Top Ten St. Xavier Guy Jokes
  • 10. What do you call an intelligent man at X?
    An exchange student.

  • 9. What do you call a X guy with half a brain?
    Gifted.

  • 8. How is being at an X mixer different from going to the circus?
    At the circus the clowns don't talk.

  • 7. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed X guy?
    His mom is good at picking out clothes.

  • 6. Why don't X guys like to drink Mountain Dew at school?

    Bad at X, great at SUA
    It keeps them awake.


  • 5. What's the difference between St. X and a mental hospital?
    At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.

  • 4. Why do X guys like NOFX?
    Because they can spell the name.

  • 3. What do you call a X guy with 99% of his brain missing?
    Castrated.

  • 2. Why do X guys like all of the intelligent Ursula women?
    Opposites Attract.

    And the number one St. X Guy joke...

  • 1. Why are X guys so bad at math?
    Because they think that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.

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