starring!:
ANDY as robert smith APRIL as vera CAROLYN as an m'n'm CLARISSA as a fur-substitutes model CHARLIE as a coon molester CHELSEA as a filthy animal COLLEEN & EMYLIE as villans CRITTER as the dateless wonder JOSH & JESS as raggedy andys LAURA as a pigeon monger NICKI & COURTNEY as an event PEGGY as a flash victim PETE as a dork SAM as a beaming possum SPUDS as alive and featuring an almost full chorus of ENGLISH TEACHERS
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