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AIRPLANE! |
Take *THAT*, Guernica!
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You ever seen a grown man naked?
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| Biography |
Welcome! You have reached the internet, home of Courtney.
If you would like to view Courtney's weblog or determine what
has been recently updated, we suggest viewing the pitas
page.
For a complete surfing experience,
please navigate this site by utilizing the
<--links on your left and their corresponding
descriptions--> on your right.
Most recently, the biography page has been updated.
Currently, the oldest unaltered feature is the poetry generator.
Direct interaction with Courtney is available via
chfmitchel at hotmail dot com.
Enjoy your stay, and please remember:
We are the Milkmen, stomp stomp stomp.
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For all your stalking needs. |
| Conspiracy Theory |
Dude, I am Godzilla. |
| The Dark Crystal |
There is much to be learned, and you have no time. |
| Defenestration |
Fight the power, feed the freak. |
| Gallery of Oddities |
I'm not crazy cause I take the right pills every day. |
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JQ Vault |
Obsessions never die. They just get stranger. |
| Musics I have Seen |
They didn't know the music was in my soul. |
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Poetry Generator v1.0 |
Serving up lit for the masses since '97.
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| Quotes |
Interactive = I talk + you listen |
| Stuff that is Evil |
Don't you just want to rip his lil eyes out? |
| Top 10 X Guy Jokes |
Incessant mockery of the local all-male high school. |
| Geobook |
Corporate rocks sucks. |
| Links |
This way to the escape pods. |
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 million strikingly unique individuals have been here, since about December 1997.
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