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AIRPLANE! |
Take *THAT*, Guernica!
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You ever seen a grown man naked?
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| Biography |
Welcome! You have reached the internet, home of Courtney.
If you would like to view Courtney's weblog or determine what
has been recently updated, we suggest viewing the pitas
page.
For a complete surfing experience,
please navigate this site by utilizing the
<--links on your left and their corresponding
descriptions--> on your right.
Most recently, the biography page has been updated.
Currently, the oldest unaltered feature is the poetry generator
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Direct interaction with Courtney is available via
chfmitchel at hotmail dot com.
Enjoy your stay, and please remember:
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For all your stalking needs. |
| Conspiracy Theory |
Dude, I am Godzilla. |
| The Dark Crystal |
There is much to be learned, and you have no time. |
| Defenestration |
Fight the power, feed the freak. |
| Gallery of Oddities |
I'm not crazy cause I take the right pills every day. |
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JQ Vault |
Obsessions never die. They just get stranger. |
| Musics I have Seen |
They didn't know the music was in my soul. |
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Poetry Generator v1.0 |
Serving up lit for the masses since '97.
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| Quotes |
Interactive = I talk + you listen |
| Stuff that is Evil |
Don't you just want to rip his lil eyes out? |
| Top 10 X Guy Jokes |
Incessant mockery of the local all-male high school. |
| Geobook |
Corporate rocks sucks. |
| Links |
This way to the escape pods. |
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 million strikingly unique individuals have been here, since about December 1997.
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