- 10. What do you call an intelligent man at X?
An exchange student.
- 9. What do you call a X guy with half a brain?
Gifted.
- 8. How is being at an X mixer different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.
- 7. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed X guy?
His mom is good at picking out clothes.
- 6. Why don't X guys like to drink Mountain Dew at school?
It keeps them awake.
- 5. What's the difference between St. X and a mental hospital?
At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.
- 4. Why do X guys like NOFX?
Because they can spell the name.
- 3. What do you call a X guy with 99% of his brain missing?
Castrated.
- 2. Why do X guys like all of the intelligent Ursula women?
Opposites Attract.
And the number one St. X Guy joke...
- 1. Why are X guys so bad at math?
Because they think that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.
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