Poem Generator
I wish I was
incognito
in the Goodyear Blimp
a tall glass of water
fighting mutant space aliens
fishing on Mars
feeding rabid Senators
building giant Spam towers
in the distant future
at Pizza Hut
riding llamas
out in Oregon
after I was dissected by Elvis
snorting Pixie Sticks
badly injured
with firemen
stoned on oatmeal
with Ronald McDonald
;
I saw a man wearing
a purple dress
that cheese hat
some burlap boxers
a pair of Pull-Ups
some stolen Cheez-Its
a polka-dotted muu-muu
that plastic nose
the turquoise nose ring
the neon sign
that creepy smile
iron boxing gloves
Dennis Rodman's hair
yesterday;
Listening to
Watching
Kicking and punching
Feeding
Smelling and tasting
Amused by
Running over
Eating
Discussing intergalactic politics with
Drowning
Giving a wedgie to
Playing my bagpipes to
Miss Piggy
Jonny Quest
Chelsea Clinton
a singing dog
some random penguins
the Spice Girls
Margaret Thatcher
Hanson
I suddenly
thought of you
blew up Antarctica
was elected President
bred a new dog
ate my sibling
brewed some beer
(to my dismay);
I promised that
I knew deep down
The men in white asked me if
I told my shrink
The judge declared
My Pooh Bear said
I shrieked in pain
The painters knew
A Klingon said
My hamster thought
The blood test showed
My teacher said
I'd
stay an elf
live in the corner of a round room
be in high school
sell jet-powered vacuums
live in Tahiti
play jazz piano with my elbows
work in fast food
be a snowman
have green hair
forever;
But then
some sociopathic dwarves
a tall pretzel baker
a venerable mohel
an angry blacksmith
Charles Dickens
my Public Speaking teacher
Frankenstein
a horse on Rolaids
a cross-eyed archer
a purple anteater
some crack-addicted monkeys
asked for
help
gefilte fish
some love,man
a glass of white wine
a copy of Godspell
a plane ticket to Iowa
a lightly toasted weasel on a bun
Skittles
no elephants
I wish I'd known that
man can't fly
Elvis is dead
there is a test Monday
my house is totally on fire
there are shoppers in my head
I flunked Economics
Paul is dead
the answer is 42
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