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Conspiracy Theory
Dude, I am Godzilla.
The Dark Crystal
There is much to be learned, and you have no time.
Fight the power, feed the freak.
Gallery of Oddities
I'm not crazy cause I take the right pills every day.
JQ Vault
Obsessions never die. They just get stranger.
Musics I have Seen
They didn't know the music was in my soul.
Poetry Generator v1.0
Serving up lit for the masses since '97.
Interactive = I talk + you listen
Stuff that is Evil
Don't you just want to rip his lil eyes out?
Top 10 X Guy Jokes
Incessant mockery of the local all-male high school.
Corporate rocks sucks.
This way to the escape pods.
Big Brother is Watching
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I am the terror that flaps in the night
Take *THAT*, Guernica! 1997-2001.